Carnie's Comments

 

It's time for Twitter Tuesday. I find the best from the best.

Here's a young woman who says, "Just be yourself...is literally the worst piece of advice you could ever give me."

I like this one, "You can thank Generation X for ending the ironing of clothing."

Speaking of Gen X, this fellow says, "You never forget the sound of dial-up internet. You just heard it, didn't you?"

This guy Tweets, "Success hasn't changed me because it hasn't happened to me."

Here's a funny guy I follow who says, "Social media gives you hundreds of acquaintances but no real friends. I miss the good old days when I just had no real friends."

This homeowner Tweets, "Hired a handy man and gave him a list. When I got home, only items #1, 3 and 5 were completed. Turns out he only does odd jobs."

And one more from a young lady who says, "Went to Starbucks and asked for a grande iced mocha, no foam, quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice and they gave it to me."