It's my weekly treat for you - I find the funnies on Facebook and we share. 

Gems like this one;  "So, my buddy says his dog ran two kilometres to bring the stick back.  I think that's a bit far fetched." 

This pet lover writes, "I may look normal but, believe me, I talk to animals and wait for them to reply." 

I like this one;  "August 7th already?  September is practically next week.  Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start the Christmas shopping.  Happy new year!" 

Here's a local dad who shares;  "One of the best things about raising teenagers is that you always have someone around who KNOWS EVERYTHING.  It's just so convenient." 

Here's a mom who says;  "It seems unfair that the people who want to go to bed have to put the people to bed that don't want to go to bed." 

An author friend of mine writes;  "Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes.  That would be boring.  Spend 30 seconds in my head.  That'll freak you right out!" 

And, one more;  "Friends don't tell friends that 1980 was 40 years ago."