I find the funnies for Facebook Friday - just for you! 

Let's start with some good advice from the world's number one social media network, "There are two places for dirty laundry - in the washer or in the hamper.  Not on Facebook." 

Here's a local mom who shares, "Cleaning the house with everyone home is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos." 

This one, "Sleeping next to someone you love makes you fall asleep faster, reduces depression and helps you live longer.  UNTIL THEY START TO SNORE!" 

Here's a funny guy I follow who says, "I put my grandma on speed dial.  I call that 'InstaGRAM'." 

A middle-aged female friend of mine shares, "Can you imagine how hot I'd be if I ate right and took care of my body?  I'm not gonna do it but can you imagine?" 

On a related note, this guy says, "Some of my friends exercise every day.  Meanwhile, I'm watching a show I don't like because the remote fell on the floor." 

And some more advice to finish, "If you don't have time for things that matter, stop doing the things that don't."