Carnie's Comments

Time for Facebook Friday!  I share the best of the best from the funny folks I follow.

This local lady shares, "My husband asked if he had any annoying habits and then got all offended during the PowerPoint presentation."

Here's a friend who says, "I made my mortgage payment and now I'm staying home, getting my money's worth."

I like this one, "7.5 billion people in the world and somehow I'm the best driver."

This one, "I just saw a car being driven by a sheep in a swimsuit.  It was a lamb bikini."

This one from a local mom with a growing family, "Technically speaking, there is a lot of food in this house.  However, none of it is sweet an none of it is microwavable.  Therefore, there is no food in this house."

One of my favourite Facebookers shares, "I once burned an entire Hawaiian pizza.  Needless to say, the next one I cooked at ALOHA temperature."

And we'll finish with some friendly advice from a guy who says, "If you're being chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead."