Carnie's Comments

 

It's time for Twitter Tuesday.  I find the best of the week from the Twitterers and Twitterati I follow.

Here's a hard working mom who says, "Dolly Parton actually makes me hate everybody who has the luxury of working 9 to 5."

Another mom writes, "I have teenagers so the only one that's happy I'm home is the cat.  And she hisses at me."

This funny woman Tweets, "We have plumbers working in our house.  I just heard one of them say 'Lefty loosey, righty tighty', so I know we're in good hands."

This guy says, "Had to quit my job this morning because I ran out of passwords."

I like this one, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life.  How depressing is that?"

And one more from a comedian I follow who Tweets, "We were at the beach and my nephew said, 'Look, a flock of seagulls.'  I said , 'The whole band or just the singer?'.  He's still confused."