Carnie's Comments

 

Time for fun and frivolity on Facebook Friday!

This is good, "My teacher told me not to worry about spelling because in the future there will be auto-correct.  For that, I am eternally grapefruit."

Some timely advice, "To fix a jack-o-lantern, use a pumpkin patch."

On a related note, "If one door closes and another opens, your house is haunted and you need to run."

Here's a local lady who shares, "Hmm, just found a strange piece of plastic on the floor that looks like it broke off of something but I have no idea what.  Better save it in the junk drawer until I die."

This character says, "When you meet me, you think I'm quiet.  When you talk to me, you wish I was quiet.  When you know me, you get scared when I'm quiet."

Just in time for the weekend, this guy says, "Spending my Saturday doing the opposite of a cleanse.  I'm calling it, doing a CLOG!"

And one more, "He asked, 'Siri, why am I so bad with women.'  She said, 'I'm Alexa, you moron!'"