Time for Facebook Friday. I find the funnies for you.
With Daylight Savings Time ending this weekend, this friend of mine shares, "Don't forget to turn your clocks back this weekend. I'm turning mine back to 1978."
Another one, "Don't forget to switch your clocks from sunshine and happiness back to misery and despair this weekend."
I like this, "Get my tires rotated? Pretty sure they rotate while I'm driving but, thanks."
This one, "The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake."
Here's a sassy friend of mine who says, "Please don't be rude to me because my rude will outrude your rude and I'll make you cry."
And one more you might relate to, "I hate to cancel. I know we made plans to get together tonight but that was two hours ago. I was younger then and full of hope. But now I'm tired."