Carnie's Comments

 

It's Facebook Friday!  I find the best from the funny Facebookers I follow.

Here's a dad who shares, "I watched my kid pick up 45 Easter eggs in less than a minute last Sunday.  Why does it take him hours to clean his room?"

You may experience this on the weekend, "SMONDAY.  The moment when Sunday stops feeling like Sunday and the anxiety of Monday kicks in."

This one, "Hard to believe I once had a phone attached to the wall.  When it rang, I'd pick it up without knowing who was calling.  Amazing...I'm still alive."

I like this one, "I married my wife for her looks...but not for the ones she's giving me lately."

Here's a motorist who shares, "The potholes in my town will change your radio stations and unlock your doors."

And we'll finish with this one, "I once dated a girl with a twin and people always asked me how I could tell them apart.  It was simple.  Alison painted her nails red and Bob had a beard."