Carnie's Comments


Time for fun and frivolity on Facebook Friday!

First thing this morning this guy posting, "Right now there's a toxic couple fighting before breakfast. Not me, though...I'm at Starbucks. Y'all be safe."

Here's a thought, "A marriage license should expire every four years so you can decide if you want to renew it."

A question, "How is that it takes at least 20 years for a plastic bag to break down but for me, it's just one minor inconvenience?"

Here's a funny gal I follow who says, "I'm a 10...but in pesos."

My buddy posting, "I am absolutely delicious and I hate that mosquitoes know it."

This guy, "They say the only person I can truly rely on is myself. Welcome to my nightmare."

Here's one from a guy who says, "Thought my new job was going to be easy peasy lemon squeezy. Turns out it's been stressy depressy lemon zesty."