Carnie's Comments

 

It's Friday - Facebook Friday on the daily commentary.

Here's an old friend who grew up in Moose Jaw posting, "Do you ever sit at work and daydream about putting on your skates and your helmet and just bodychecking everyone?"

I like this, "I'm great at multitasking.  I can listen, ignore and forget all at once."

A middle-aged friend of mine shares, "Life.  It's just a series of obstacles preventing you from taking a nap."

A question, "Why do eggs come in a flimsy Styrofoam carton and batteries come in a package only a chainsaw can open?"

This guy, "I don't want to be a millionaire.  I just want to have enough money to stare off into the distance while pumping gas."

On a related note, this one, "If everyone just doesn't drive for two weeks we can flatten the curve."

One of my favourite Facebookers shares, "Every time I do something stupid, my dad stares at my mom like he wants a refund."