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It's time for Twitter Tuesday! I find the best of the best from the Twitterati.

Here's a funny gal I follow who shares, "Women are easy to understand. Just do what we say and also what we don't say."

This guy says, "My problem is it takes me 28 hours in a day to fully wake-up."

A working woman I know Tweets, "I need a professional way to tell my boss, 'I don't care and don't ever mention that to me again'. Help me."

Here's a middle-aged guy who writes, "My optometrist told me I have the bifocals of a much younger person."

You might relate to this one some days, "I'm not a morning person. I'm not a night person and definitely not a people person. I'm barely human, to be honest."

Here's a mom who Tweets, "Losing my voice on our vacation has been an inconvenience when trying to tell my kids to stop whining when we drag them away from their video games to do something fun."

And one more, "When I was a kid, we didn't have influencers. We watched a singing frog that dated a pig and a grouch that lived in a trashcan. It was a simpler time."