Carnie's Comments

 

Time for Twitter Tuesday!  I find the best from the Twitterati just for you.

Our friend Brent Butt Tweets, "I haven't run any data or crunched any numbers, but I feel super confident in declaring October to be the top month for use of the word 'spooktacular'."

A question, "When someone prefaces something with 'don't take this the wrong way', don't you always take it the wrong way?"

Comedian Dan Regan says, "I'm trying to teach our self-cleaning oven to do the rest of the house" and one of his followers replies, "I'm trying to teach my Roomba to do the dishes.  I'm on my 4th Roomba."

Another question, "Is anyone keeping an eye on the people who bring neck pillows on the plane and pack them in the overhead?"

I like this one, "I squint at sunshine when it's very bright.  I squint at people when they are not."

And one more from a hard-working woman I follow, "It's fun how my parents, who spent my whole life lecturing me on the value and importance of hard work, seem personally offended by the fact I can't chat with them in the middle of the day because I have a job!"