It's time for Twitter Tuesday, our weekly look at the best of the week from the Twitterati.
Here's a funny fella who says, "If my wife and I start a movie after 8PM it becomes a two-night mini-series."
On a similar note, this one, "There's a party next door but judging by the mix of 80s and 90s jams, they'll wrap it up by 10 o'clock."
A question, "Does anyone else get road rage while walking behind slow people?"
Another question, "Have you ever noticed that all instruments searching for intelligent life are pointed away from earth?"
This woman Tweets, "The Roomba vacuum cleaner just beat me to a piece of popcorn I dropped on the floor and this is how the war against the machines begins."
This friend of mine says, "People making fun of my cargo shorts...until they need a ratchet set or a pulled pork sandwich."
And one more from a young man who states, "Our parents and hotels are the only ones keeping the alarm clock industry alive."