Carnie's Comments


It's time for the best of the best of the week on Twitter Tuesday.

Let's start with this, "I believe I was born with a photographic memory. I just never developed it."

Here's a guy who shares, "Maybe eating tacos wasn't cheating on my diet. Maybe going on a diet was cheating on my tacos."

Here's a thought, "Video killed the radio star then reality TV killed the video star and I just want to be on the team that kills reality TV."

Here's a friend searching for a job who Tweets, "The two jobs that exist are being on a computer and bringing things to people who are on the computer."

Here's a frustrated mom who writes, "Apparently, I'm the only person in my home who knows the recipe for ice cubes."

And we'll finish with this Tweet, "Today I decided to visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic. They refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst."