Carnie's Comments
A friend of mine who loves Facebook Friday told me to watch her page for some good ones. That was weeks ago. I finally found one. She shares; "Two tips for Christmas: Forget the past. You can't change it. Forget the present...I didn't get you one!"
This local lady says; "People are mad about not being able to go places. Please, I was grounded 90% of the time between 7th and 12 grades. I trained for this."
Another local woman getting some likes with this one; "I will do ANYTHING to meet a nice guy...as long as it's not using dating apps, being friendly in person or staying up past 10."
I like this one; "Swearing: Because sometimes 'gosh darn' and 'meanie head' just don't cover it."
One of my buddies writes; "My luck is like a bald guy who just won a comb."
And, one more to ponder; "Do you think the guy that coined the term "one hit wonder" ever came up with any other popular phrases?"