Carnie's Comments


It's time for Facebook Friday. I find the best from the best.

This funny fella I follow says, "It's OK to eat junk food in the car on road trips because calories don't count at highway speed. I don't have time to explain the science behind this but, it's sound.

That same guy says, "From this point forward, whenever my post bombs, I'm blaming it on climate change."

I like this, "I'm looking to rehome myself. I'm tired of adulting. I'm housebroken."

Here's a guy who shares, "Parents become grandparents and lose all their senses. All of the sudden they've got McDonalds money now."

You can use this one, "I had a hen who could count her own eggs. She was a mathemachicken."

Can you relate? "Knowledge is knowing you can speak up and shut someone up and make them feel stupid. Wisdom is keeping those words to yourself."

Here's a senior citizen who says "Technology has really helped me waste my time efficiently."

And one more from a friend who shares, "Tears for Fears say 'Everybody Wants to Rule the World'. Ya, well, some of us just want 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep."