Time for Facebook Friday! I find the funnies for you!
Like this one, "My wife asked me if I'd seen the dog bowl. I said, 'I didn't know he could'."
This guy, "I named my dog '5 Miles' so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day."
I like this, "Sorry I'm late. I got here as soon as I wanted to."
Here's a friend who shares, "A friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg, even though they know you're slightly cracked and at times, scrambled."
This one, "I don't know if my pants are feeling loose because I'm losing weight or the elastic is finally giving up the fight."
A sassy Facebook friend of mine shares, "Sadly, I do my best proofreading after I hit send."
And, one more, "Moves to Hawaii...opens a yoga pants store...calls it 'Honolululemon'."