Carnie's Comments

 

It's Twitter Tuesday - I find the best of the best.

We'll start with this young man who Tweets, "My wife asked me, 'What sounds good for dinner?'  So, I said, 'I dunno, what sounds good to you?'  She responded with, 'I'm up for whatever."  And now it's been a week and we're slowly dying of hunger."

Here's a young woman who shares, "So adorable.  My husband thinks I just worked out but I just have the face sweats from eating salt 'n vinegar chips."

A busy mom shares, "Do you ever drop the kids off at school and get this overwhelming feeling you forgot something?  I hope they're all wearing pants."

A question, "Ever have a dream you're back in high school and then wake up relieved when you realize that was decades ago and you now have a favourite pair of slippers?"

This one, "I've just started up a dating site for chickens.  It's not my main job, I'm just doing it to make hens meet."

Here's a friend who Tweets, "I'm leaving Twitter to spend more time cleaning my house.  I'm BACK!  Let's never speak of this again."

And one more, "I hate it when people act all intelligent and talk about Mozart while they've never even seen one of his paintings."