It's Facebook Friday! I find the funnies!
This one, "Somebody is out there somewhere thinking about you and the impact you made on their life. It's not me. I think you're an idiot."
Here's one from a fella who says, "I have a fear of speed bumps...but I'm slowly getting over it."
Some advice, "Stop worrying about what other people think. I mean, have you seen other people? They're awful."
On a related note, "Some things are better left unsaid...which I generally realize right after I have said them."
Here's one suitable for a Friday, "Adulthood is saying, 'But after this week things will slow down a bit', over and over until you die."
I like this, "Alexa, take down the Christmas decorations!"
And one more from one of my go-to Facebookers who came up with this one for us, "Stop judging me, Bruce Springsteen. I wasn't born to run. Maybe I was born to eat powdered donuts and drink milk? Ever think of that, Bruce?"