Carnie's Comments

 

It's Facebook Friday!  I find the funnies!

This one, "Somebody is out there somewhere thinking about you and the impact you made on their life.  It's not me.  I think you're an idiot."

Here's one from a fella who says, "I have a fear of speed bumps...but I'm slowly getting over it."

Some advice, "Stop worrying about what other people think.  I mean, have you seen other people?  They're awful."

On a related note, "Some things are better left unsaid...which I generally realize right after I have said them."

Here's one suitable for a Friday, "Adulthood is saying, 'But after this week things will slow down a bit', over and over until you die."

I like this, "Alexa, take down the Christmas decorations!"

And one more from one of my go-to Facebookers who came up with this one for us, "Stop judging me, Bruce Springsteen.  I wasn't born to run.  Maybe I was born to eat powdered donuts and drink milk?  Ever think of that, Bruce?"