Time for our weekly look at the best from the best on Twitter - it's Twitter Tuesday!
Here's a guy who shares, "You know, I've never eaten trail mix on a trail."
This gal says, "Oh, you have a daybed? What, are you a vampire?"
I like this, "If you die during a game of Duck-Duck-Goose, you become a victim of fowl play."
This guy Tweets, "I've been trick-or-treating since Halloween. People are running out of candy but an old lady gave me the keys to her Buick."
Some Tuesday motivation here, "I will never not be a work in progress."
Here's one, "Real jealous of all the bears getting fat and preparing to sleep for months."
This woman Tweets, "I want to fall in love but I also want to be left alone because I hate everyone. So it's tricky."
And one more from a young father I follow who writes, "Our youngest made their own grilled cheese and, long story short, did you know that bread is flammable?"