Carnie's Comments


It's time for Twitter Tuesday! I find the best of the best, once a week, just for you!

This guy Tweets, "All I want is to wake up whenever I want WITHOUT AN ALARM."

This one, just in time for Easter, "Listen, I still want to be invited but I'm not coming."

Here's a frustrated father who shares, "Have kids so you can argue about things like whether or not it's actually raining."

I like this, "The older I get the more I realize the people on Gilligan's Island were lucky."

Here's a parody headline, "To combat self-checkout theft, stores experimenting with new human cashier pilot program."

This funny fella I follow shares, "Drilling a hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal can be riveting."

And we'll finish with one from a senior citizen who Tweets, "20-something in 1958: Why, it sure is swell that even though I never finished high school, my job at the factory allows me to own my own home and support my family. 20-something in 2024: My boss is an app and I owe it money."