It's Friday! Facebook Friday!
Let's start with this, "A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones that need the advice."
I like this, "Sometimes thoughts in my head get bored and go for a stroll through my mouth. This is never a good thing."
A portly pal of mine posts, "A man is suing Smart Water for not making him smart. I'd like to formally announce my lawsuit against Thin Mints."
Here's a thought, "If every day is a gift, can someone give me the receipt for Monday? I want to exchange it for another Friday."
Here's a middle-aged woman who shares, "I can't believe people used to pull maps out of the glove box and travel like pirates."
And one more from my friend Allison who shares, "Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them."