TGFFF...Thank goodness for Facebook Friday! I find the best from the best.
I like this, "Just because I give you advice doesn't mean I know more than you. It just means I've done more stupid things."
Here's some advice, "Stop trying to please people who already don't like you and embrace the joy of being the most annoying person they've ever met."
Here's a dad who shares, "My 13-year-old son told me that when he hits 99 pounds he wants to eat one pound of nachos so he can be 1% nacho."
Here's a mom who says, "Somebody in this house is gonna eat those rotting bananas. It ain't gonna me but SOMEBODY GONNA EAT 'EM!"
A question, "What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"
This from a local gal who has fun on Facebook, "Sent my husband to the store and then turned off my phone because it's time to teach independence."
And we'll finish with a riddle you can use this weekend, "Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? Because he conditioned it."