Carnie's Comments


Let's have some fun on Facebook Friday.

We'll start with this post from a funny fella I follow who shares, "The worst part about these temperatures is that giving someone the cold shoulder doesn't have the same effect."

Here's some advice from a dad who says, "Never, I mean NEVER make eye contact with a child on the verge of falling asleep. They will sense your delight and abort the mission immediately."

This one, "All of my fitness goals are within reach but, so are the snacks."

I like this, "My friend got a tattoo on his arm that says, 'Comparison is the thief of joy' and I'm really debating getting the same tattoo on my arm but a little bigger."

A funny female friend of mine says, "The fact some girls wear extensions and fake eyelashes every day amazes me because I don't even want to put pants on."

A question, "Do websites in the UK use biscuits instead of cookies?"

And one more, "My credit is so bad I just received a credit card offer that's pre-declined."