Carnie's Comments

It's time for our weekly look at the best of the best from the world's #1 social media platform! It's Facebook Friday!

Here's a friend who shares, "Today I learned that ostriches often walk around and then forget where they're going. Today I also learned that my spirit animal may be an ostrich."

Here's a good line you can try this weekend if you're single, "Is your name WI-FI? Because I'm feeling a connection."

On a related note, "Every time I do laundry and match up the socks, I feel like the CEO of the world's least successful dating service."

I like this, "I changed my alarm clock alert to clapping sounds so I get all the recognition I deserve when I wake up in the morning."

This guy says, "Some people carry yoga mats, which says a lot about them. I carry a placemat...which says a lot about me."

Here's a sassy gal I follow who says, "If common sense was lard, most people wouldn't be able to grease a pan."

And we'll finish with this one, "If we're ever in a situation where I'm the voice of reason, then we are in a very, very bad situation."