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It's time for Facebook Friday! I find the best from the characters I follow.

We'll start with one of my favourite Facebookers who shares, "You know that feeling when you have a lot of work to do and you don't know where to start? That's why I'm on Facebook."

On a related note, "I used to just crastinate but I got so good at it that I went pro."

I like this, "Did you know if you press the gas and brake pedals at the same time your car will take a screenshot?"

A funny gal I follow says, "I don't have time to Google lyrics. I sing what I hear, 'Dancing queen, young and sweet, only seven teeth'."

A question, "What the heck are birds so excited about at 5am?"

I can relate to this one, "I can keep my mouth shut but you can read the subtitles on my face."

And one more from a female friend who says, "I don't understand why my friends ask me for relationship advice. If I knew what I was doing I wouldn't be sleeping next to my unfolded laundry."