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It's time for Facebook Friday! I find the funnies just for you.

We'll start with a question, "Do you ever get so bored at work that you actually start doing your job?"

This one, "My brain just logged me out due to inactivity and now I can't remember my password."

Here's a guy in his late 50s who shares, "If every computer crashed and the internet was gone, people my age would be the only ones who could cope."

I like this, "Being a baby must be traumatizing at times. Imagine going to sleep in your house and you wake up at Wal Mart."

Another question, "How come there's enough asphalt for speed bumps but not enough to fill the potholes?

Here's a thought, "I think someone should invent a clear toaster so you can see how toasted your toast is while it's toasting."

This one, "I saw a poster for a lost cat. Your cat isn't lost. Cats don't get lost. Your cat left you."

And one more from a guy who shares, "My wife called and told me she saw a fox on the way to work this morning. I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me."