Carnie's Comments


It's time for the best from the best of the Twitterati on Twitter Tuesday.

Doing some grocery shopping today? You'll like this, "Establish dominance by counting your items out loud when you're slightly over in the 15 items or less checkout lane."

This funny gal I follow says, "I never make the same mistake twice. I usually go for like 5 or 6 times just to make sure."

Here's a single friend who Tweets, "From now on when people ask why I'm not in a relationship, I'll just say it's a supply chain issue."

A question, "When fridges make those noises, what if they are trying to communicate with us?"

Here's one from a friend who writes, "My wife thinks I don't give her enough privacy. At least, that's what she said in her diary."

I like this, "Remember when we used to sign the library card in a book to check it out, and discover all who had read it before? I miss that."

Here's an older fella I follow who Tweets, "Nothing like standing up after sitting for 15 minutes to turn my swagger into stagger."

And one more many of us understand these days, "Being an adult is currently out of my price range."