It's time for Twitter Tuesday! I find the best from the best of the Twitterati.
We'll start with this mom who shares, "Hated by teens: A night alone, early bedtime, nothing to do. Loved by adults: A night alone, early bedtime, nothing to do."
This guy Tweets, "I'm tired of people saying, 'without further ado'. Stop taking ado from us!"
I like this, "I'll be posting telepathically today. If you think of something funny, that was me."
Here's a funny gal I follow who says, "I'm gonna quit my job and travel the world until I run out of money. I estimate I'll be home again around 10 o'clock this evening."
This TV watching fella Tweets, "Dawn commercials be washing everything BUT dishes. I do not have a greasy duck."
This dude, "Am I OK? No, but I am funny!"
And one more from a funny lady who Tweets, "Years ago, I planted a hot dog in the garden, thinking it would turn into a hot dog tree. My parents did not think it was funny. I was 32."