Carnie's Comments


It's time for Twitter Tuesday!  I find the best from the best of the Twitterati.

We'll start with this mom who shares, "Hated by teens:  A night alone, early bedtime, nothing to do.  Loved by adults:  A night alone, early bedtime, nothing to do."

This guy Tweets, "I'm tired of people saying, 'without further ado'.  Stop taking ado from us!"

I like this, "I'll be posting telepathically today.  If you think of something funny, that was me."

Here's a funny gal I follow who says, "I'm gonna quit my job and travel the world until I run out of money.  I estimate I'll be home again around 10 o'clock this evening."

This TV watching fella Tweets, "Dawn commercials be washing everything BUT dishes.  I do not have a greasy duck."

This dude, "Am I OK?  No, but I am funny!"

And one more from a funny lady who Tweets, "Years ago, I planted a hot dog in the garden, thinking it would turn into a hot dog tree.  My parents did not think it was funny.  I was 32."