It's time for Twitter Tuesday. Yes, I still call it Twitter because....alliteration.
One of my favourites to follow Tweets this morning, "My biggest fear of self-driving cars is that if I would die on the way to work, the car would still drive me there."
Here's a friend who shares, "The police sent me a picture of me speeding. So, I sent them a picture of a cheque. The they sent me a picture of handcuffs."
A question, "Does it bother anybody else that nobody ate breakfast in 'The Breakfast Club'?"
That same guy says, "Instead of an after-party, how about a before-party where we stay home and celebrate not going anywhere?"
A Tweet from a gal last night reads, "I'm just a 46-year-old chick who apparently makes the same noise my 77-year-old dad makes when he stands up from the couch."
And we'll finish with a timely Tweet, "Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant 'autumn', not the collapse of civilization."