Carnie's Comments


It's time to feature the best of the best from the Twitterati on Twitter Tuesday!

This sassy lady I follow says, "I always mean what I say. I don't always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it."

Here's a guy who Tweets, "I'm at the age where my mind still thinks I'm 29, my humour suggests I'm 12 while my body mostly keeps asking if I'm sure I'm not dead yet."

On a similar note, this one, "I never thought getting up from the couch to go to bed would be part of my heroic journey but, here we are."

I like this, "I was raised on tap water and Flintstone vitamins. You can't hurt me."

This guy says, "I'm not proud of the person I become when I see a cheese tray at a party."

And one more from a funny fellow I follow who Tweets, "I just came across my wife's Tinder profile and I'm so angry about her lies. She is not 'fun to be around'."

You're welcome.